...and with this, i introduce you to my "friend" kelly...
- kelly: so I really don't want to flatter you
- it hurts me to do so
- but i do have to tell you this
- me: ooh this will be good
- kelly: ooh man this hurts
- me: do it
- kelly: it hurts so bad
- me: im all ears
- kelly: OH THE PAIN
- me: i need this
- kelly: brb
- me: NO
- bastard
